a long long time ago dinosaurs roamed the earth.
then. on feb 21 ‘85 i was born.
i’m a vegetarian.
i named my dachshunds after house elves from harry potter. dobby & winky. if you don’t know who winky is but claim to be a HP fan, GTFO and read a book.
i have a soft spot for robots.
my eyes are different colors. i have sectoral heterochromia. green eyes, with a brown X through one. i dig it.
i pretty much never listen to the radio.
i’ve never been stung by a bee.
i procrastinate terribly for someone so fond of instant gratification.
i’m incredibly nocturnal, and find it almost impossible to sleep unless the sun is up.
because i avoid the sun at all costs i’m super pasty. which i have no problem with. at least i won’t look like beef jerky when i’m old.
i have no concept of time.
i prefer the company of my animals more than humans most of the time. i have a chinchilla and three dogs.
i love percy jackson. the books, not the movie, it was garbage.
i can be a total flake, but also a fierce loyal friend for life if you don’t push me.
i don’t have any kids. the whole thing freaks me out honestly. a parasitic alien manatee swimming around inside me sucking out my life force? no thanks. i’m too selfish right now for that. i’m not ready to give up my crazy life.
i’m a walking contradiction. it’s call being a human.
i’m an introvert in real life, but super chatty otherwise. as long as i can avoid human contact i’m fine ;)
i don’t believe in god or astrology. sorry?
i love, love LOVE tattoos and don’t have nearly enough when compared to the vision of my future self. le sigh.
i like punk and industrial music. my top 3 favorite bands EVER would probably have to be tool, radiohead, and social distortion. although i enjoy an eclectic variety of tunes.
i RARELY watch that brain rotting time wasting shit known as television. BUT: i’ll watch certain shows like-
the walking dead, merlin, big bang theory, game of thrones, and being human (preferably the uk version but i dig both)
i’m from new jersey but i live in texas and don’t think i’ll ever leave. austin is a clusterfuck of weirdos and i love it.
i’m working on building a workshop in my garage so my hubby and i can make our very own steampunk guitars and the like. *excited*
i don’t like anything that smells of citrus.
i love strawberry flavored things, but i hate the texture of the strawberry itself.
i’m a brunette, but i dye my hair purple or green or whatevers clever at the moment. it’s like.. mood hair for my life? sure we’ll go with that.
i get along with any type of person that’s chill. i care not what race or religious views one has. i can hang with anyone who accepts me for who i am.
i don’t drink anymore. the poison has been banished from my house. too bad you have to be sober to celebrate sobriety.
i’m generally clad in black, but make up for it with tattoos and my hair.
i’m a TOTAL DORK and watch wheel of fortune every day.
i’m super amazing at word puzzles and such.
i rarely capitalize when i’m typing, where it’s appropriate i should say.
i’ve lived more in the past two decades than some people will in a lifetime.
i’m not the same person anymore. literally. i’ve had an organ surgically removed.
i have a “hogwarts” room in my house, dedicated to harry potter. all four walls are painted different colors to represent each house. christmas lights make an enchanted ceiling. i have a TON of collectibles. there are other things in the room like artwork and other things that amuse me. but it’s primarily hp. yeah….
i have terrible credit. which i’m ok with. what is credit? some invisible number that defines who i am?? i doubt my eulogy will go “she was a great person but her credit was whack”
i also have a soft spot for gay boys. i don’t know why, but i love them.
HEROES: j k rowling, bill hicks, poppy z brite, maynard james keenan, to name a few.
i love pillows.